A nice white T with the FISH on Fire logo. Under the purple logo it says "Yeah... that's what I'm saying". Grab them now at only $15.00 each. XL only.
And our new favorite: Always the the tough choice, Big Wall or Snail Eye. A wall climbers brain constantly battles with this important question. This shirt is a baseball style rig with 3/4 length sleeves. A nice gray body with navy sleeves and collar. Has the FISH on Fire logo and says Big Wall ? Snail Eye under the conflicted dude. XL only. $21.00 each.
So, lets get on to the catalog and an overview of all the stuff you'll find here. All of the items currently available in our vast product line are here. Chances are even the most fully stocked (and virtually non-existant) FISH Dealer won't carry everything. They might have the Headmaster Kit, but probably not our our vehicle to hammerdom, the FISH Shot Glass or Bingo's Booze Muffler. Some items like our bouldering MaxiPad you will probably never find at your local Mountain Shop. The only place these items are always stocked is right here, in our online catalog. And be sure to check out our "Newest of the New" page featuring items so fresh that they don't even have a listing in our catalog yet. So go wild. Peruse our line at a metered and leisurely pace, or break a monsoon sweat frantically trying to find that one item that will help you beat the Reaper. So Order at will, Visa and MasterCard, natch....
What you will find here: Here on the FISH site, besides the obvious, our CATALOG, you will be able to find updated Topos to our favorite walls, climbing areas, and anything else of a geo-topo nature.
Watch for our FAQ button mixed into the various pages. Click on them for more info about our products. The appropriate FAQ will open up in a new window. After reading the FAQ, simply close the new window.
Mixed into the catalog pages are tips on just how the pros use our gear on cutting edge ascents. These same Pros are waiting by their modems to answer your pressing questions about Wall Climbing, Drink Mixing, or any other activity where FISH gear is a must.
For some fine fireside reading and generally giant time wasters, check into Mussys' Bedtime Stories and our new Home Movies Page. A collection of trip reports, fiction, flat out lies and really bad home movies of bouldering and climbing.
Peer into our Mystery Bin for blowout pricing on seconds, odd items, used gear, and more.
Or how would you like to be a Captain of Industry, shaping public desire and appetite? Well you can be. Just answer some of our questions, give us a little feedback, and tell us what you would like to see from FISH Products in the future. If we really dig your input, count on a Pharaohs' reward. If we don't, well at least you got it off your chest.
For those with quest for knowledge and an onboard fire to better themselves, be sure to check out our ongoing How To... pages. Here you will find out about Copperheading Technique, the 3 Person Wall System and lots more. This monster project will be an ongoing affair, culled from your questions and comments. And for all you "nutritionally challenged" attorneys, this is *not* an instruction manual, just my ideas and the methods I use, and should be taken as the babbling of a madman.
Be sure to go to our Mailing List & Venting page to get on our Email list. There you can sign up to receive info about gear updates, special sales, and chances to win free booty via one of our quizzes. The only way to take part in one of our quizzes is to send us your Email address. Don't miss out! Just what are you missing out on? Click on either of these links to see our previous quizzes, FISH Quiz #1, or FISH Quiz #2.
Another great feature is the Tech Weenie pages. This is a depository for all sorts of obscure stuff that is technical in nature. Find out how strong bolts are, how to rewire your Bosch, or just how much will that copperhead hold. The instruction sheets that come with many of our products are also stored here.
Sprinkled throughout the site are photos of you guys doing what you do, be it climbing walls, bouldering, goofing around or just chillin'. If you have any photos you would like to send us, please do so. If you are using some of our gear, so much the better. Send them any way you want: Email, slides, prints, pictographs... whatever. If we use it, we'll send you some booty. To see some examples, just click on any of the thumbnails throughout the site.
And to top it off, be sure to check out our Postcards from Oblivion, a collection of the best and worst notes, postcards, letters and stories sent to FISH by you, our faithful users.
So, enjoy the site, visit often, and remember-- "If it ain't FISH, it's just some other junk".
Cheers,
Russ Walling / Owner and head janitor