| Rock Climbing and any variation of this
sport is dangerous. Risk cannot be eliminated.
This catalog is not an instruction manual, nor
should it take the place of good judgement. The equipment offered
in this catalog can kill you. It can kill
you on your first day out to the crags with your squeaky clean
boots and rope. It can kill a seasoned "Wall
Master" with a thousand pitches under his belt. If living
under the threat of death is less than appealing
to you, please find another sport. Heads do
pop off. Families will lose favorite members.
Rescue people will be forced to scoop you into
vile green vinyl bags. Remember, you made the
choice to climb. Have the guts to take responsibility
for what you are doing, be it dying, quasi mutilation,
or something as simple as just losing your mind.
If you intend to weasel out of your obligation to be responsible,
and see laying blame on us as an alternative to your ineptness,
please do not buy our gear. Please, close your wallet and go
away now, before it's too late. Bye. See ya. Hasta la Vista. |