This was scooped off our main page. You might like to read some of it.. You may not.
Christmas is right up on top of us and things are getting SUPER busy. If you have NOT yet placed an order for CHRISTMAS DELIVERY, get it in here by Friday the 17th. We will not be taking orders after the 17th for anything that is not in stock, and that would be most of what we sell. Feel free to order any item for delivery after Christmas.
Christmas is coming quick.... I suggest you get your orders in early this year. As usual, ledges are slow to get out the door, so if you want it under the tree, act now.
Russian Aid Trees are available from us. This is not the "cuff" part, just the trees. They are made with Ti rings, full length, bomber. $25 per tree. Most guys use two trees for the set-up, and some guys like three trees. Anyway, they are not on the site yet, so just write them in on our order form.
If you are looking for a larger Penis
or some really good Animal Sex, then our SPRAY ZONE was the place
to go.... sadly, the spammers had their way with the spray zone
and we could not keep up with the volume of bogus posts. Maybe
some day it will return, but for now, the Spray Zone is down.
I was outed other day by none other than the mayor of Joshua Tree, Todd Gordon. He has a great new site all about Joshua Tree, featuring tons of info, Greg Epperson photos throughout and a forum that is more than entertaining in a trailerpark kind of way. Be sure to pop for the subscription as it is well worth the $20 and you are supporting a guy who more than likely took care of you back in the day. Go there now: CLICK HERE
For people who are better with faces than names, here is a mug shot of the Mayor himself.
We will be out of town again from 8/9 until 8/18/04. Read below for what will and will not be doing.
6/11/04: WE WILL BE OUT OF TOWN FROM 6/11 TO 6/24 FOR "GEAR TESTING" (hehehehe) Orders will be shipping while we are gone, previously submitted drop dead dates will be met, but..... email replies will not be happening. Feel free to order at will, but hold the panic until we get back. Maybe we'll see you out there...
Try out our new Forum / bulletin board!
Go to www.FishProducts.com/wwwBoard
Don't expect too much from this board, but feel free to post messages about our stuff, any questions you might have, or ideas trapped in your skull. I'll keep an eye on it and answer what I can.
Still no Russian Aiders.... quit emailing me!
BIG NEWS! WE HAVE MOVED! Our new phone and mailing info has been updated throughout the site. ALL EMAIL AND WEB STUFF IS UNCHANGED.
Try out the new GOOGLE Search for our site. Be sure to click the button so it just searches Fish Products, and not the entire web. This is a pretty easy way to find the specific info you need from our vast and bloated site.
Check out the Mystery Bin for a ton of new swag! There is all kinds of hardware (cams, belay devices, etc.) and other great stuff from leading manufacturers. The Bishop elite are off-loading some gear. Buy now before it all goes to Ebay. Keep checking back as new stuff will be added pretty often.
1/11/04: We are still featuring the "Chalk Bag Kits" on eBay. Comes complete with chalk and a belt. Pictures of each bag and pattern are with each listing. Check them out!
At last! We are putting the finishing touches on the Econoledge. With your input from RC.com, SuperTopo.com, and rec.climbing, it looks like they are going to cost......... well, let's keep that secret for a little while. Watch here for a link to the EconoLedge page.
Update: Looks like $199.00 is what you guys wanted and what you'll get. We should be ready to divulge all the beta real soon. Keep watching this page for the link.
7/14 update: We have shipped a few of these and are waiting on feedback from the joyous owners. Look for an Aug. 1st. launch date.
8/7 update: Launched!!! Click over to our ledge page for details.
5/27 update: These things are hot! Order now as we have them in stock.
Get the juices flowing with an ascent of El Cap.... well, sort of an El Cap ascent. See the new updated topo for the East Buttress of El Cap.
* Russian Aiders
Still working on these for Spring. Don't ask me to define Spring.... I assure you when they are ready you will know about it. Thanks for all the emails though asking about the launch date.
Update: Ok, ok.... let's call it sometime this Spring... or later.
Update: launch date unknown.... still no good source for hooks. I refuse to go to the HomeDepot to get this project done. Still working on it though......
* Shipping Stuff:
Just so you know, a great way for International people (or guys in N.Y.) to get their orders is to have it shipped directly to Yosemite Valley. This method is fast, secure and inexpensive. No need to spend hundreds on shipping to your home country when you are going to be using the gear here in the U.S.
Email us for more info if you are coming from afar and want to meet up with your gear when you get here.
1/11/04 Update: Shipping rates are going up..... the 800lb gorilla known as UPS continues to spiral the rates upward, add a gas tax, and charge extra for residential and rural delivery. We are trying to figure out a fair system so none of us take it in the shorts... harder than it sounds. Prepare yourself for higher rates, especially if you have a package delivered to your house, in the country, and you are on the East Coast.
5/27/04 Shipping prices continue to rise. We now take a bath on 97% of the orders we ship by paying the extra shipping costs over and above the amount on your orders. UPS is kicking everyones ass and the USPS is fine and dandy except for the hassle of having to go the Post Office to get all the extra stuff like insurance and delivery confirmation. Bummer all the way around. Watch for increased prices just as soon as I can figure out a new system. Order quick!!!
New Stuff Available Now:
See above for the info and link.
* Stone Nudes Calendars
Get the 2005calendar direct from StoneNudes.com The calendars feature NAKED women bouldering and are a tasteful addition to any wall.
* Adjustable Daisy Chain:
Extra long and adjustable. Click the link for more info...
So far a pretty big hit... the extra length of webbing to refresh our daisy when worn out is the key. It's like getting 2 daisy chains for the price of one.
5/27: There has been a bunch of accidents using this type of daisy chain (none of ours have failed) so be aware and I suggest going over to rockclimbing.com and reading about them in the Forums before ordering.